Did you get the all-brown milk chocolate ones, the white chocolate ones with delicate pink shading, or the pink ones covered with "pubic hair" made from brown sprinkles?

The organizers of the event (of which I was not one, just an interloper) insisted on calling them "chocolate vaginas" (though, the signs they made up were advertising "vagina's"), but I insisted on calling them "pussy pops" even if no one else did. ("Cuntcicles" didn't fly, either.)